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My mum was in Sainsburys the other day and hunting for the Bovril. She approached a sales assistant and asked her where it was.
‘Oh it’s in Aisle 8′ says the cheery assistant. Mum trots off to Aisle 8, only to be confronted by rows of kitchen roll and toilet paper. Back she goes to the sales assisant.
‘I can’t find it; I don’t think it’s in Aisle 8′ she suggests. The assistant gives her a strange look. ‘I’ll come with you and show you’, she says.
Back in Aisle 8; ‘There it is’ says the assistant, waving her hand at the toilet paper. At which point the penny drops and Mum starts laughing. ‘BOVRIL!’ She says. ‘I’m looking for BOVRIL. Not bogroll!’
A store that sells husbands has just opened in London .
At the entrance there are instructions informing women of how the store operates:
You may visit this store only ONCE. There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may continue to the next floor, but be warned; you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store in the hope of finding the ideal man to marry.
On the first floor the sign reads:
Floor 1. These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but decides to continue to the second floor where the sign reads:
Floor 2. These men have jobs and love kids.
Getting better, she thinks, but something spurs her on to the third floor where she reads
Floor 3. These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.
Wow she thinks but feels compelled to keep going.
Floor 4. These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.
Oh mercy me! she exclaims. I can hardly stand it. Still, she climbs on up to the fifth floor.
Floor 5. These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay but curiosity pushes her onwards and upwards to the sixth floor where she reads:
Floor 6. You are visitor 31,345,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists purely to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store.
Please note: To avoid gender bias, the shop’s owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
